Weekend Roundup With Content Conley

1: Usain Bolt wins his third strait 100m Olympic Gold

Bolt continues his Olympic dominance in the 100m race by beating the rest of field with the utmost ease. Justin Gatlan looks like he had him for the first 50 meters, but just how Bolt had in '08 and '12 the acceleration of the last 50 was just too much for the rest of the group. Bolt finished with his trademark smile and an easy finish first at 9.81s, not his best but still fast enough to win gold. This is probably will be Bolt's last Olympics, but his run of dominance as the fastest man on earth will not be forgotten. The image that is most reminiscent of his career came in the semis when he looks around left and right before smiling seeing how far behind everyone else is.  

2: YesJulz had a video errrr surface 

YesJulz has gone the way of Kim K, Tila Tequila, and Paris Hilton in having a sextape leak. The self entitled "director of vibes" brought herself fame through her parties and events, where she takes the mike gets the party lit. Obviously I wont post the link here, but it set the world of twitter ablaze. The question was who would be next, and there was alot of clamoring for Nyikee Heaton... hmmm. 

3: Football is byke like it never left 

Finally we are through week one of the NFL preseason and the long summer sports drought of just baseball  and back to real games. The Niners unveiled their new no huddle offense that had the Texan Defense on their heels throughout the game. Running backs Carlos Hyde, Mike Davis, and Shaun Draughn all gashed the defense for major gains as the 49ers put together multiple good runs. Of course as they did last year, they found a way to fuck themselves over, with two early fumbles, one from Hyde and the other from Dujuan Harris on the 2 yard line. The defense held up pretty well early especially when the first team was playing. Granted this Texans team was missing Watt, Clowney, and Cushing on defense and is inferior on offense with a new QB coming who has to learn a new playbook, and the we lost, but I got excited with what I saw. I still hate Chip Kelly (he's a racist prick discussed on pod 4) but if were gonna be bad it would at least keep it interesting to keep to be as electric as possible. Either way, thank GOD football is back 

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