Christmas Szn Is Overrated.... Hear Me Out

It is December and the twitter world is HYPE that 25 days of Christmas is here and I'm gonna share something I've kept to myself out of fear of the outrageous backlash. Christmas season is the most overrated time of year by 1000, and is in fact a top 5 most trash time of year. I still fuck with Christmas Eve and Christmas day extremely tough, and even enjoy giving and recieving presents. What I have a problem with is a couple things.

First: Christmas season has completely fucked over Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is my shit: A holiday where you can drink starting early in the morning, have multiple helpings of giant amounts of fire homade food, and then its expected for you to sink into an afternoon nap watching football? #1 with a bullet in my book. Unfortuantly this black Friday bullshit has over taken thanksgiving so much that its now black thursday evening basically with all these sales starting at 5 PM thursday.  Getting dragged out the house so you can save 15 bucks on towel racks on thanksgiving afternoon is a strait up a travestity.

Next, doing christmas shit. Whether its going to see a big ass tree, shoping in the city, or basically having to go to san fransico at all during the month of decemember is THE WORST!!! There are always 3 billion cars on the road, none of which have drivers who have ever operated a motor vehichle in their lifes before, theres no street parking so you drop atleast 20 on a parking lot, then go outside in the freezing cold to go take a picture in front of a tree. Every year without fail i come a sliver away from a mental breakdown getting in and out of SF.

Last, probably my least popular oppinon on this: Christmas music is TRASH! Its the same 7 songs over and over being sung by different washed up artists who need to make a couple 100K off Christmas, and I'm out on it. How about this, if someone can make a 40+ rap song play about a founding father, someone can come up with a new christmas song thats actualy is bearable. If I have to hear Rudolph the Red Nose Raindeer on repeat for a month I might lose it.

I feel all of this right up until Decemeber 24th. At that point, all bets are off and I have 48 hours of a hardcore christmas love fest. Give me all that Christmas shit and I'm eating it up, but I am totally out on the rest of the month. 

Visual Representation of me at 12:01 AM on Decemeber 24th.