Monday Night Pick Em' with Content Conley

Eagles vs Bears(-1.5)

Here comes the NFL giving us a Monday Night stinker and it's only week 2. The Eagles come out with starting quarterback who once dropped the IMMORTAL tweet: "Dog is considered mans best friend, but spell it backwards, you get mans true best friend #GOD." That, is QB1 in philly, maybe the meanest fan base in the NFL. The rest of their offense is relatively Vannila as well, boasting names like Nelson Agholor and Ryan Matthews as their top weapons (snore). In Chicago, the story isn't much better, with an offense led by Jay "only looks happy when he signs a deal" Cutler, the only interesting part of this team is the WR duo of Alshon Jeffery and Kevin White. Both defenses don't really have any stand outs and are middle of the pack, which means it will come down to offensive play. If this game had the spread at even, I would have to flip a coin on who to pick, but the spread makes this game decision for me.

My Pick
Eagles (+1.5)